Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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PennyForAThought 0
Really? That sounds a bit... I dunno. If really, that's ******* disgusting. Seriously, I can't describe how ******* gross that is. #61 & #62 - Best ideas for revenge I've seen on FML in a while, lol!
Tmccray 0
NO WAY! Your sister is that low? Kick her in the face?
Kylias 6
I guess now you know what that fishy taste was, eh?
mipieislove 0
oh ew. FYL. i'm sorry man.
freetr890 0
She probably does it on purpose. She probably gets off on the fact that you're brushing your teeth with her juices. Why else would she use your toothbrush when she could use anything else? Think about it. Give her what she wants by jizzing on her toothbrush and watch her brush her teeth.
mylifesucksoften 0
Oh. My. God. Would be an FML for your sister too: "Today, I was just cleaning my vibrator with a tootbrush, when my brother walked in. How I hope he doesn't know it was hís toothbrush. FML"
The_Master 0
take a big BIIIIIIIG dump, and then stick your toothbrush in one of the logs...but, of course, never use it again.
crumbling_city 0
Is ur sister at least hot?
lazorzpewpew 0
#19 wins! :D fapfapfap
peterh_fml 0
why the f*ck would she use a toothbrush to clean it to begin with? is she sticking it up her a*s and trying to clean the chunks off? cause otherwise i can't see why you would need to use anything but soap and water. especially if it's a smooth vibrator which most are.