quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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candii_fml 0
thattss nastyy....
hcoxo134 0
whenever there are FMLs about toothbrushes vibrators are involved. weird
Jonnoo 0
Your sister is a beast
Mc09toofine 0
omg i just threw up in my mouth that's so disgusting!!!! ewww!!!! ur sister's very selfish for cleaning her vibrator with ur toothbrush, if i was you, i would've punched her in the face!!
Everlost 0
I dont know what I would do, I would take her toothbrush, force her to her knees, stick it in her ass and force it in her mouth or something.... that would be a good start.
some_guy1092 0
213 your a dumbass, he/she knows that her/his sis has a vibrator because he SAW HER CLEANING IT god what a moron anyway, go with the icy hots OR rub jzz on her sink faucet before she goes to brush her teeth...or both, karma is a bitch or shove her vibrater in her mouth and whoever ssaid to scrub the op's privates then scrub the toilet then the dogs teeth... WHAT DID THE DOG DO TO DESERVE THAT?!? and what did 64 say? 260... you want the op to take his sisters pants off to shove a toothbrush up her ass?
dwights 0
64 in a nutshell was.... I cant believe you dont support your sister...She found a way to sexually please herself without the evils of sex! yada yada yada... she was, if im not mistaking, a religious and a HUGE feminist bitch. this comment will be moderated in about 5 mins? maybe less
wowfmlife 0
64 basically said the OP hates women and women are great and boys suck and a bunvh of lunatic nonsense
dontcare804 0
She was probably getting off on the idea of your saliva in her ******.
Buckeyehead 0
wow that sucks. YOU should use her toothbrush on yourself =p