Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
NotTheAverage 0
I'm with #21, what did she say? You have one weird ass sister!
HteaXtrainC 0
I woulda dropped kicked her. Kiiyaaa beitchhh! LOLOL.
c_a_s_s_i_e 0
way to try and match the best fml in history...
mickyblueeyes 0
hahahah #10 is epic.
cadburyegg 0
I didn't realize people needed/used toothbrushes to clean those, wtf. Your sister is a moron.
slutsstud 0
well see.. that's why you always knock the door idiot.. Y100%DI
Anonymous409 0
Why didn't the OP's sister just use her mouth to clean it?? #91, you need to stop playing World of Warcraft, move out of your mom's house, and GET LAID.
shoegal808 0
your sister is disgusting! why use a toothbrush anyway?! like, a used toothbrush!! and especially somebody elses! gross
that_guy_you_are 0
fapfapfap
gammagamma 2
that is disgusting what a scatty bitch