quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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dinjin201 0
UGH!!! i think we can agree that your mouth would have been cleaner if you hadn't been brushing your teeth... *gag*
dwights 0
um 272 i assume you were talking to me number 261. The reason behind that she said "the evils of sex" like its a bad thing. and mainly religious groups say sex is evil and all that BS unless your married. The stupid rules all contradict themselves. religion talk. /b/ style. go.
wordgirl 0
What the hell is wrong with people? Who does that???
Windmill_fml 0
Ew, you poor thing
playboygal 0
aww, poor thing. thats really sick.
msmil401 0
What a nasty b!tch!! How could anyone in their right mind think that that is ok.
VroomVroomVroom 0
almsopglhsdfigsfl;gha
milkradio 0
I thank my lucky stars every day that my sister isn't a disgusting, hateful bitch. Sorry you got stuck with a horrible sibling. I vote you throw her vibrator in the trash and use her toothbrush to clean the toilet bowl.
PeterK_fml 0
Pretty funny to be honest with you
monkey314159 0
#283 Step 2 is ???? Step 3 is profit Get it right moron.