quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
domocunt 0
thats funny... today. i was cleaning mine with my brothers toothbrush too! lawls. :D
fredwillkill 0
:O
fredwillkill 0
THe Op never said they were male/female but beat the shit out of her anyway
AwesomeSteve 0
Thats disgusting, why do they use the toothbrushes. jeez. It's so ignorant and...........disgusting, I'd punch the hell out of her face with your toothbrush. giver her a TASTE of her own.
skulls_n_hearts 0
weird things like this is why i keep my tooth brush in my room. and my own toothpaste.
Faghappy69 0
i honestly think i would have punched her in the face if i were in that type of situation.
ModVsRocker 0
That's a horrible story, but you get points for having the coolest username to be viewed by human eyes.
TheChanel 0
did you take the vibrator and beat her with it? cuz I would have!!
grimeysly 0
wats that taste in my mouth. lmfao this is ****** hilarious
Christmas_fml 0
punch the **** out of that disgusting bitch and tell her that she has to use a vibrator because she cant get any action because she's too busy ******* herself with her sick ass vibrator...btw what does OP mean?
Allord 0
Old People. Old People really suck.