Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
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Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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khorstmye 15
Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!
LeavenSilva 27
Good friends...
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Comments (114)
livilaughs 12
priorities
mohamed_H 21
What kind of friends would do that?
shemademedoit 20
the fake ones
jake_braves 25
Ones that don't know how to freaking record shows.
Zebediabolical 45
The ones who are planning a surprise party for the day after the finale.
MrConcise 35
But still after the finale... Because the finale is the most important part.
LeavenSilva 27
Good friends...
bcalle 8
It's 2015 dvr is a thing. Tell them for record it. But if they'll miss your party for a show as shitty as that they aren't your friends anyway
khorstmye 15
Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!
Welshite 40
Woo! I'll bring the blood!
Benmantha 31
I'll get the wooden stakes!
DFMLharsh 20
We're holding on and letting go...!
lux_final_spark 18
don't forget the garlic bread!!
Girlshotdown1 21
i bring the vervain!
Bono363 11
I'll bring fake teeth
Hurley_fml 21
OP shouldn't have to rearrange her birthday plans just so her "friends" will be there.
I_Bite 22
well aren't you a treat! :)
ughvictoriaxd 12
I'll bring Nina Dobrev so we can beg her to come back
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Tell them that after/while celebrating your birthday everyone will sit down and watch the finale. :)
sophiasalsa 18
But the finale's on Thursday!
Cass_x 22
Exactly what I wanted to say! If they were looking for an excuse, the least they could do is come up with a good one! To OP; find better friends. And an early happy birthday!
thisguy22 33
Op should watch it Thursday and spoil it for them in a bunch of mass texts.
Nomie_fml 6
If she is in any other country other than America, than it would be Friday. As I am in Australia and had to wait until Friday because of the time difference and the wait on airing/downloading.
Cass_x 22
#88, true (I live in Belgium myself). But on the other hand; it doesn't take a whole day to watch an episode
sturschaedel 27
So? Tell them to record it. It's your birthday, and recording devices exist for a reason!
swimthenread27 19
The finale is on Thursday, not Friday.. Your friends are either lying to you or are just idiots.
goofy811 13
I love how I read this and was watching the vampire diaries at the same time lol
91hayek 31
Wait, Nina Dobrev is coming off T.V??? THANKS OBAMA.
Cass_x 22
Yup, and Michael Trevino is also leaving.
tylerbobsquare 13
Mine's on Friday too!