Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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Top comments
brightlink 8
She wants you
SuperJay2806 13
I bet that's the best pussy you've ever tasted!
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Comments (12)
brightlink 8
She wants you
OfficiallyFluffy 6
I had a really long debate about this with my friend once my side was that I would still use it
Missbarbie 13
??????
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
ewwwwwwwww. just ew. don't even think blowing your nose with her clean underwear before she wears it would be effective... then you would just have booger breath.
Hippo_Holiday 19
I have to say, that is quite disgusting
SuperJay2806 13
I bet that's the best pussy you've ever tasted!
Personguy01 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
.......................... If you use that I think it would be incest.
LunaWolf182 16
At least you seen the toothbrush so you knew not to use it.
MediocreMan19 18
Sounds like it’s time to have a long talk with her, and get your parents involved too. That is completely inappropriate
Felice Godin 19
gross hide your eletric stuff in your rm