quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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dgafprincess90 0
lmao! #10 shouldnt it be the other way around lol
sllaB 0
I feel for you, go jack off onto her bed... thats about even
omgylf 0
wow what if she did it before (you tasted her) sucks to be you
brownkid32 0
fml has a fan page that deletes comments from users and does not allow the spilling of beans
slipup2 2
#10 i
brownkid32 0
the fan page is on facebook
cutebutpsycho 0
I miss jandersoniii. I got here too late to see what they wrote. Sad for me. I can guess though--THAT VIBRATOR IS A RAPIST!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TOUCH YOUR SISTER'S DELICATE PARTS!!!! DON'T TOUCH HER, THOUGH, BECAUSE THAT'S RAPE!!!!! i HAVE A pHd IN QUEER STUDIES AND VELCRO UNDERPANTS FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF yaalschoolofawesome.net!!!!!!! IT'S AN INTERNET SCHOOL!!! RAPE!! 60,000 MILLION TRILLION WIMMENS ARE RAPED EVERY .04 OF A SECOND!!! See? I totally miss them. OP: This is gross. I don't have any stories like this, so I don't really know what to tell you. Umm, put a tiny bit of pee in all her drinks. A little extra in any pee-colored beverage, like apple juice or lemonade (which isn't pee-colored, but it will disguise the pee anyway), or beer. Yeah, it's immature, but I don't think maturity will bring about a satisfactory outcome here. Good night and big balls.
GeorgeC_fml 0
#262: Religious? Where the hell did you pull that from?
Raytestrak 3
Why a tootbrush? Couldn't she just wash it with a bit of water or did she get chunky flakes on it? Totally ew.
Kittycate6606 0
OK Tell her to get a boyfriend instead of a sex toy. Dear god i tried one of those and my bf gave me more use then that peice of shit.