Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
BeyondImage 0
Use hers and shove it up your bum. Or clean he toilet or something immature but deserving :)
FarSide 23
She probably got fed up with YOU jacking off in her panties and putting them in the back of her panty drawer.
jaybirdka 0
hahahaha....just imagine how many times she has done that before!
Adamantoise 0
You've got it all wrong. She's the one cleaning the toothbrush.
foreverabearfan 3
Bitch slap her
cinderella_smile 0
:(
kaelendra 0
get a new toothbrush for yourself keep it hidden and either wash the toilet or something yucky with your old one or do something disgusting with her toothbrush... or even better take a pic of her cleaning her vibrator with your tooth brush and print it nice and big then when she's not going to be around for a while put it on the fridge for your rents and all to see and her to be embarrassed about. Then when she starts to get upset in front of everyone give her a bill for a new toothbrush.
canadaman10303 0
simple solution. find her favorite hairbrush and have her catch you combing your pubes with it... payback is a b*@#h.
that_guy_you_are 0
You should totally clean YOUR vibrator with HER toothbrush. Preferably in a very crowded public space. OR, if you're a dude, turkey slap her while she's sleeping and post it on tha intarweb.
philipchou 0
i love #28's idea #10's too make me roflol