Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
WolfieZero 1
Very true... either join in or get snuffed out
Fenrir_fml 1
Extremely true. Besides, shouldn't you know when you first met?
blackscent 0
only 21 more days though, dude mw2 is more important than megan fox herself...dont feel bad
Theskittles 0
this is true 20 more days!
NeonWombat 0
#1 for COD.
Gam0r 0
Agreed aslo. He has had you the whole time. Modern warfare 2 Release days on the other hand is a once in a life time oppurtunity!
FrozenSoliid 0
you have such a damn issue with him knowing the exact date for COD, but ill bet your pathetic ass knows the EXACT date of the new twilight movie release. smh you pathetic twat, you need to GET a life before it can be ******. YDI.
leyash 0
Get over it. Call of Duty is probably a lot cooler than you are, and probably a lot more fun to be around.
MagicMeds 0
Just 20 more days until you and your boyfriend start(ed?) going out! You lucky moron you ;D
evangldbrg 0
YDI for starting a relationship on the days COD comes out...I mean seriously, COD comes out every year, and if your anniversaries are on the same days, how could you compete with that?
blal 0
BECAUSE THIS DIDN'T OCCUR TO ANYONE APPARENTLY. MAYBE they started dating on October 11th and she thought he had put the day before the month. because some people actually write it like that. also, it would make sense that he would edit his sig to reflect that if they had started dating so recently... or would that make too much sense? :P
FrozenSoliid 0
maybe this didnt occur to you, but shes AMERICAN. we dont put the day before the month.
CyclonePsycho 1
Wait, I'm confused. Now, bear with me, because my brain is a little scrambled today, but did the OP mean Nov. 10 or Oct. 11? Was she talking about the actual day they started going out, or their anniversary? The whole FML would make much more sense if this was about an anniversary... Not to mention it's a little weird to expect a boyfriend to worship the ground you walk on after only nine days of dating (or, er, 21 days until they start dating?). Now I'm even more confused.
amitalegaonkar 0
Modern warfare 2 > any single human if i had a choice with two big buttons saying 'stop production of this game and save random human' and 'random human lives', i would hit the first one I PREORDERED DIS SHIZ!!!
amitalegaonkar 0
u dumb bitch she even said it was for the cod game, which comes out 11/10/09 as in November gtfo of the internet
eja 0
hey..just wanted to say..I think that you are an asshole! messed up for saying that just so ya know
Veritas143 0
She said she THOUGHT it was the day they first became a couple(aka anniversary) and then realized it wasn't it was for MW2.. which means she didnt even know when they started and now she's pissed off..so not only is she hypocritical for getting angry, but she actually thinks she is more important than Modern Warfare 2! psh..i hope someone Noobtubes you OP! :-P
Zezing 0
COD MW2 FTW. YDI FYL G2G KTHNXBYE
brutallyhonest24 0
cool people play call of duty, if you dont like people who play COD you just plain dont like people who are out of your league
bugmenotmofo 34
Well then I'm couting down the days till your anniversary. MW2 will be the best game ever!
Savanuhh 0
And this is why none of you gamer geeks have girlfriends. Okay she made a silly mistake, who doesn't every once in a while? She just seen a date and thought it was their day at first glance. But if a video game is more important than your girlfriend, you don't deserve one. For real? Grow up.
Zezing 0
stfu you're probably fat and lonely and wish one of those gamer geeks would ask you out.
IamSpartacus 0
Sorry, I guess not everything is about you. And, the large portion of these "everything has to be about me" are from women. I'm pretty sure almost no guy would get mad at their girlfriend if their gf put the date of a Twilight release at the end of their messages. And most girls would even put a little heart at the end. And still...almost no guy would care.
g7190g92 1
#131 - Pretty much what I was going to say
time4coffee 3
How could the day you met be in the future? And don't you know when you became a couple?
jamesp81 0
#213 has it right and I agree with his post. Assuming, of course, that I don't actually HAVE to watch twilight when she goes and sees it.
HiddenAce91 6
Dude some people in the US do put the day before the month. In fact it's a fairly common practices in some parts of the US. But you should puts dates like that any how since it is easy to Mix up.
amazinggbaby 2
yes we do put the date before the month sometimes in America.
alexomAnexo 0
You should kick him in the Karachi
Br8y16 0
ha, can't wait till Black Ops
Gorsbug823 0
what a nerd
spenceroone3 0
lol at 14
Kurg 0
you people who are so obsessed with MW2 and CoD and stuff should watch online gamer #5 it's hilarious and I'm sure it relates to most of you gamer people out there. feel free to watch the others
JaaAaack69 0
So your mad that your boyfriend doesnt sign every text message with the date u first became a couple?? Hmmm...
TheChampagneBoi 5
you deserved it
2psv1 5
ur an asshole
SelenaMilkshake 17
I freaking love gamer geeks and yes, I also count down to new releases.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
Teh4thmusketteer 0
Agreed. Plus, did you become a couple in the future, because as far as I know, November of '09 hasn't come yet. If you meant of '08 you should have said so. Plus, sometimes video games are more exciting. Get over yourself
LOLFML85 0
#3, I couldn't have said it better myself :D
Sun_Kissed18 25
She blushed because she thought it said 08 probably, or maybe 10 instead of 11? Obviously not future... If you look at something quickly do you remember EXACTLY what it says? Even for something as trivial as a signature?
growingupnextmon 3
Mmm you should be happy if he remembers your anniversary alone, I think your expecting a little much to wanting it change his signature to the date you guys started going out. Not really an FML
Torise 0
I don't think the problem is your boyfriend, I think it's you. Then again, the idea that you are overreacting here is completely outlandish. Right?
LMFAO_fail 0
She's not bitching about him not putting that as his signature. In fact, she's actually not bitching at all. The only FML about this is that she was mistaken. Never once in the FML did she complain that it was the game release and not their anniversary. She was just stating facts. At first, she thought the date was their anniversary. Then, it turned out she was wrong. So...the most you can get out of this is that she is a little ditzy, and maybe slightly clingy, but where you guys are finding so much drama I have NO idea.
begeru 0
It's the fact that she says FML, even though it was just a tiny misunderstanding that any smart person wouldn't even make.
shannondotjpeg 0
.. you blushed? =/ failwhale.
McMan 23
Your boyfriend has good taste :)
eScott13 15
no he doesnt
Broeman 0
Wow, if you have a boyfriend, and this applies to every girl who has a boyfriend in america, then you probably should know that no matter if he is the best boyfriend on earth, that he is going to be losing his shit when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. I clicked YDI.
rttr 18
What about halo? Halo>COD, also Battle feild> COD. In fact, everything> COD. Halo is the best though.
wolfgold2 20
But I thought Animal Crossing and Smash Bros were the best D:
redbluegreen 41
Sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would do if he was a fan of text signatures. Never understood why people liked them so much though. /=
RubixMonkey 0
WHY does he have to remember the exact moment you two went out? The only important thing is your birthday and your anniversary IF you get married. Valentines day is another big one. But I don't remember days I started dating my boyfriends, I might be like "oh we've been together since mid June." Its stupid unless he promises you forever.
chimmy 0
When someone has been dating their S.O. for a long time (and I'm not saying the OP has) they tend to remember their anniversary (or at least have it written down somewhere. It's not helpful to say "mid-june" when you've been dating three years. It's not weird to know the anniversary of when you started dating, unless you are planning on breaking up soon thereafter.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
this isnt an fml. just because hes excited for modern warfare 2, doesn't mean he doesn't still loves you very much.