Today, my daughter lightly bumped her hand on a wall, cried and screamed for 5 minutes, vomited, then passed out. She’s 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s bathroom was dusty, so I screamed at her for keeping the bathroom in unacceptable condition. She had a panic attack and has been crying for the past week. She’s 24. FML
Today, my daughter has an ear infection and hasn’t slept more than 15 minutes a night for the last three days. Well tonight she was finally asleep, but I needed to take my own tablets. I had a violent coughing fit while choking on them, and woke her up. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
Today, my daughter had her gall bladder removed after just having liver surgery, my girlfriend tripped and fell, breaking several toes and possibly her ankle, and I got almost no sleep between my night shifts. FML
Today, I went to my 19 year-old daughter’s apartment when I heard her baby crying. I have a spare key so I opened the door to find her crying in her rocker. I called my daughter and it turns out she went on a weekend to Malibu with her friends and she “left her some milk and a bowl of Cheerios. She’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
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rmsutton 20
If that's a frequent occurrence, you should take her to the doctor about it... It could be that she has an actual nervous system disorder if things as small as bumping her hand on something cause that level of reaction.
rgkkk 17
Check it with the doc. It doesn't seem normal at all and oversensitivity to pain may be caused by something not cool
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Comments (12)
ahabsfan 17
Not unexpected at 19 months. She’ll outgrow it.
Cristinita83 13
Pain is subjective. Maybe she hurt herself worse than you think
Cristinita83 13
Pain is subjective. Maybe she hurt herself worse than you think
rmsutton 20
If that's a frequent occurrence, you should take her to the doctor about it... It could be that she has an actual nervous system disorder if things as small as bumping her hand on something cause that level of reaction.
FML_Fan86 6
Was thinking the same thing. No tolerance for pain is a serious thing. Definetly not an FML or something for a Mom to make fun of her daughter for!
jfigley 5
19 years or 19 months? If thats years, life will kick her in the ass and be very overwhelming. Hope you dont mind her living at home for another 10 years....
RichardPencil 32
At least you avoided a trip to the ER.
rgkkk 17
Check it with the doc. It doesn't seem normal at all and oversensitivity to pain may be caused by something not cool
Hangryko 32
Maybe she can no longer withstand the pain of dealing with a judgemental parent.
Yummi_913 18
So instead of being concerned and getting a doctor to find out what could be causing such an intense reaction in your daughters body, you head to the internet to bitch about her? Mother of the year 🙄
Dordanni 10
She could have popped a vein in her hand. For some people there is a huge intense overwhelming pain for about a minute, which I’ve seen people pass out from.