Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34
I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p
supportcommand 17
Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.
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Comments (144)
iXTMAstro 6
Maybe try pimp slapping your mom next time.^_^
acetheone 8
that would leave a permanent scar on my mind, i feel sorry for you OP. you should move out if you can.
Face_Palm46 0
Sheesh she should definitely get a room smh
mikeymayhem_87 15
Probably not going to happen. I wouldn't want to spend $60 for a room just to crank one out! And why OP's mom would want to do that, especially since she has her own place?!
jynx2501 3
She has a room, the living room...
Jamesjustin 3
Now that's just funny. I don't care who you are lol
mrmarylin2you 4
I realy hope OP is adopted.
tiberhit 6
I think you mean "rubbing one IN"
GothicAngel17 24
Clearly you have no clue when it comes to female anatomy. I feel sorry for any of your future girlfriends.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Family Guy reference. Well played sir
tiberhit 6
Thank you! At least somebody got it! 79 take a joke from time to time perhaps, no need to hate ;)
cjhons 16
Is she on ecstasy? Wth?
RedPillSucks 33
She's trying to get there.... Just a little more rubbing...
hanymandy 6
That's totally disgusting
Justin0481 5
It's her house, she can do what she wants.
Helskellion 4
Lol that's taking "my house, my rules" to the extreme!
cabadas11 2
Could be worse you could walk in on her getting railed out by some guy you've never seen before