Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34
I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p
supportcommand 17
Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.
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Comments (144)
UvaB9206 0
Is it her living room? Is she paying for the house and bills? if so, leave her alone. She's paying for it. If you don't like it, then, leave. Get your own place.
Shade1982 21
That's absolute nonsense. Just because she pays for everything, the laws of privacy and decency suddenly don't count anymore?
lightanddark 17
So parents should be able to have orgies in the living room after school, regardless of if the kids are home or not, because they pay the bills. seems legit
KingCeltic77 18
Sounds like an adult film
jynx2501 3
Hmmm, where do you live?
phatdaddy62 23
Can I get your mom's number?
ZeTripod 10
aren't guys suppost to be the only ones who can "rub (stroke gently) one out (outward)"?
Astrum14 24
Know how I know you've never been with a woman?
shidaddle 11
Respect. Thats all i can say.
SyLord 13
Respect? Its her house, isn't it? Maybe you should have knocked first, made more noise coming in, or find her a date!