Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
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Top comments
RWBYRose 21
I've had this happen before, it sucks.
jayennachristine 23
That's it! I'm running away!
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Comments (48)
kimblie 15
could be worse
chuka81 27
Yes. It could be. He could have been eaten by a wolf. swallowed by a whale or abducted by aliens. Every situation could be worse.
pooldude 24
that sounds like good life advice to me, "every situation could be worse."
1jordan1 11
although what they said about anything could be worse is true, some fmls I see on here are annoying. they are people complaining about stupid pointless stuff, not appreciating what they have.
goodvsevil1275 20
#12 What happens if the situation literally can't get worse though?
pooldude 24
it can always get worse... trust me son!
trollcrusher 17
Well, #1 isn't wrong. But really, if one of somebody's fingers get cut off, do you really think the "could be worse" line will be very comforting just because they didn't lose more fingers? I mean, sure, they could be grateful that they didn't lose a hand, but you still have a right to be upset over some degree of misfortune.
jayennachristine 23
That's it! I'm running away!
RWBYRose 21
I've had this happen before, it sucks.
open_secrets 15
I had to sit outside my highschool once for 2hrs while these stupid guys kept debating on whether mine or the other girl's ass was bigger or the same -_- ...... I'm sorry you had to sit in the rain tho
Dougie_Bee 21
The perfect example of a humblebrag
chuka81 27
Well, I hope your ass is bigger.
randomcritic 14
Not all people want a big ass or to hear dudes commenting on it.
nonsensical 26
You had to? How hard is it to say "Gotta go home, see ya" I have a feeling you enjoyed the attention. Hardly the same as being stuck outside in the rain with no easy way to get a hold of your parents.
AtherSheep 15
Agreed.
DoomedGemini 38
18, you seem to know their situation a lot, hm? Our high school is slightly out of town, so 90% of students would have a long walk, both ones in town and out of town. You don't know how far they live from their school.
aussie99 3
there was no cover? at all? that sucks though
arano 29
You couldn't go inside the school or under an awning of some sort? Also, couldn't you ask a team mate to use their phone?
sailorsaturn10 5
I don't know about schools where you live. Most of them here use a field some distance away from the school. As to the other question it seems his parents didn't bother to ask each other if they had gotten their son.
1dvs_bstd 41
Reminds me of that time Homer left Bart in the rain after soccer practice. Hope you didn't get cold or shit. FYL.
Sencilia101 31
pick up Bart.
chuka81 27
I voted YDI. But, it's nothing personal, I just want the badge.
pooldude 24
this remind me of that early two and a half men episode where both brothers forgot to pick up Jake... twice. Oh Charlie where did you go!
MyNameIsLaughter 18
We all have to get a trashy day sometime OP, bounce back and don't let one bad day make your week, month, etc... bad also.