Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34
I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p
supportcommand 17
Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.
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Comments (144)
scorpio5_fml 2
So where do you live lol
jamesrod885 6
are you talking care of your mom? does require medical attention? its quick to assume things from this and fml is a place to be jovial about any subject
Austyn57 1
hw old is she???
jptyler 8
Is she hot at least?
DCvRkey2012 7
Um, that is his mother. Gross.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
It IS her living room...
pennies_lane 6
well most people have moved out of home well before they turn 38. Mumma is sick of waiting... Mumma wants some alone time, so take a hint!
Missusluv313 9
I seriously think I would have gone blind had I seen that. IMO, that's worse than catching her having sex and not as bad as catching her getting or receiving oral sex. There are just some things a child should never see their parents do, no matter how old they get. Definite FML.
ice723 5
next time ask if she needs a hand or a tongue
FuzzyJack 15
Yes, because that's a completely normal thing to ask and a great way to handle the awkward situation.
ColonCreamer 9
I think that's actually called "rubbing one in." but I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
fadingaway 17
Nope. It's "rubbing one out". I know; I'm female.
momo1972 3
Help her out. Lend her a hand