Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
Well yeah, beams on the bottom of a bed are usually there for support. But I guess some people leave the hard way.
Colon_Man 17
Maybe Tokey should do less smokey.
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Comments (52)
LevelupKid 8
Damn son...are you okay?
beansnrice 8
good job
foxesntea 22
Oh god op, I hope you aren't too seriously injured. As someone who had a bunk bed I was always afraid of that exact situation.
YaBoiSeabass 15
Yeah but you didn't decide to pull out a beam underneath the top bunk, from what I hear doing shit like that greatly increases the possibility of an accident
xGoldColossus 7
At what point does one cross the line from "injured" to "too seriously injured"?
MidnaLink 35
Simple. Think of a broken arm. That's injured. Now think of a crushed lung, spine, and pretty much anything else. That's seriously injured.
JoshSellsGuns 14
*wishes for the well being of someone* *gets down voted* K. You guys are kinda sick
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, I don't get that either.
justcommenting19 19
Well yeah, beams on the bottom of a bed are usually there for support. But I guess some people leave the hard way.
ironico 13
I don't know if you meant leave or learn, I'm assuming learn, but what could have happened makes your mistake morbidly amusing :D
justcommenting19 19
I meant learn, but I wrote it early in the morning half asleep, and now I realize how much better it is interpreted your way :)
danimal_crackerz 26
Your profile picture fits this comment perfectly.
Colon_Man 17
Maybe Tokey should do less smokey.
fhksuaifk 16
Goodfuckingjob
Rented_eyebrows 18
Good "insert space" f*****g "insert another space" job.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Wow. You actually got more down votes than the person you were trying to insinuate was stupid. Good job.
MummyRavyne 14
*Rolls eyes* If you're young enough to still sleep in a bunkbed then you are definitely too young to be fiddling about with it like that. Ydi
doemetoch 28
Didn't know there was an age limit to sleeping in a bunk bed.
SChernobyl 6
Or an age limit to fiddle with stuff.
InfiniteSunshine 32
A bed is a bed, the only difference between a regular bed and a bunk bed is the design, and I fail to see how the design of a bed, unless it's specifically for a young child, changes the age restrictions. You also don't know their circumstances, they could be an adult who uses a bunk bed to conserve space. They could live in a dorm. I believe some military quarters use bunk beds as well. You really shouldn't judge.
rutuu92 14
my friend is 15 and has a bunk bed.
holly_fly 34
I had a bunk bed until I was 16. The bottom part was a futon, and the top a normal twin mattress. I loved it, and would still have it at almost 19, for the convenience of a couch in my room... There is no age to a bunk bed.
melaniaeviania 7
They have bunk beds in some dorms? Idk I remember seeing bunk beds when I was in college and that was only a few years ago.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Yes, they have bunk beds in some dorms. I live in Canada, and we have them here sometimes, maybe it's different with different countries. They use them because, especially since depending on the layout of the dorm, sometimes they can't fit 2 twin beds in the room, so they use bunk beds because they stack and give more space.
MandieL 27
My husbands cousin is 21 and has a bunk bed. It works perfectly fine, and doesn't cost anything. As a university student, I think not spending money on a new bed because a bunk bed may be too juvenile, is a higher priority than spending money on a new bed because a bunk bed may be too juvenile.
Calingaladha 21
Can confirm that military uses bunk beds.
wvumaesam 9
Can confirm that there are DEFINITELY still bunk beds in some college dorms. I had one just last year!
Colon_Man 17
And, there's bunk beds in jail. I seen it on 'Orange...'
Tripartita 45
I hope your managed to save face by yelling "Jenga!" as it collapsed.
ClevelendBrown 9
You had one job.Sleep in the bed.
Le_ponderer 14
Au unfortunate incident for curious George...