Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic Dave
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Kinda hot
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What a wanker
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My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Zigazig Ah
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Top comments
Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
yolololol3 17
He really likes himself
vlalam 24
lol, no comments absolutely
Sheepalicious 20
at least hes too in love with himself to cheat!
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Epic!
Steve95401 49
Love one another as you love yourself.
kittycat2007 18
Thats a new level of narcissism.
bushwhacker274 9
Kim Kardashian? You're on FML?
thes7274473 19
"Narcisexuality"
novapine 19
He was jacking off to what the picture represented. #bojack
tehdarkness 21
Wow, that's just too weird.