Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
StickyPickles 33
Well, that's a new one
LPisLame 16
Jesus Christ! ?
LPisLame 16
I see what you did there. Lol
lostone41 3
why tho to himself disgusting!
bearx81xG 0
What!? hahaha... He loves him some him!
gherty 15
Well they say you can't love somebody else if you don't love yourself
ndnpride88 25
I just came to read the comments lol
hannahbanana0 6
Replace the picture with one of you :)
born_hustla 26
You got some serious competition!
patrickalamo 48
If you can't be with the one you love... Love the one your with.