Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
no action Jackson
Hesperia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Mrs. Ned
Incline Village, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
kalbrek009 20
I've heard of people only thinking of themselves before but this is ridiculous whole new level of being "self important" & only "caring about themselves" FYL OP
Alannarose1 1
This is called being autosexual.
ZachREQ 6
I have an odd feeling that Kim Kardashian wrote this
nmw404 6
thats wierd :?
Fmlsea 28
well he's taking the saying " love himself" to a new level .
Scotty1973 10
Nobody does me like me. And nobody cares enough to look into thine own eyes with the true love of thy self. Pfffft what an imbecile.
firecracker5 11
Wow.... That's a little ****** up
josiemorehouse 12
This is one of those "WTF" FMLs. Seriously... What the ****?!??!
LyricaSilvan 30
Not quite sure what to say about this one.
erjgyflover 18
Is he Jonny bravo?