Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
Reider022 16
Did you tell him to go **** himself?
zinoxity 23
He probably would if he could xD
howtobestupid 16
Maybe he is just experimenting
vikky538 29
that's the purest self enjoyment I ever heard of...
Silk_Routes 14
self obsession!
papygeorges 17
Cathy Guetta, is that you? He's still in love with his own reflection isn't he? Damn you David we talked it over and over, gotta take it easy!
Charles900 16
Well, that's taking self-love to a whole new level.
Unfortunatemeg 14
Bojack Horsemen! Anyone? No... alright then.
juliawolak 8
......Kim?
janfleury 19
At least you don't have to worry about cheating. Sorry you had to see that.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Talk about conceited...