Classic Dave

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

Kinda hot

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

What a wanker

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

My little buddy

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

Zigazig Ah

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML