Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Top comments
Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
DroidFox 10
Kim K, is that you?
DalekWarrior26 9
i don't see the problem here
commacomma52 3
?? bruh haha that is some Kanye shit
GRANDTHEFTFROG 3
Well Damn!
MassiDelta 28
Is your husband Kanye west?
iHyperModz 22
Is your husband Kanye west?
KeithHof 12
Does your name just so happen to be Kim?
BobHatake21 5
Are you married to Kanye?
deejflat 17
Today, while jacking off to a picture of myself, my wife got home early. FML
33kameron33 12
Was this man Kanye west and are you Kim kardashian?