Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
c0untblah 4
It's better than finding him with a picture of another woman, maybe?
darntay 4
agreed
mojobanks 8
Don't jump to conclusions OP. Maybe it was a picture of his twin brother! That makes it better, right?
shksha22 7
That makes it gay.
EpicKassi 23
Definitely makes it better!
mojobanks 8
Poor hubbie. First we learn he's a freak and now we learn he has a wee willy!
rheerhee 11
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
Nilorak 24
Calm down...
relaxeazy 24
New level of vanity there
lifeofpie25 16
may be he didn't want to cum quick :)
bombielol 20
concieted much?
badluckalex 23
your profile picture
jelly_bennett 23
I am laughing so hard xD
maggiefox 25
Ask him about it :)
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
I don't think they need to ask at this point.
Steffi 26
Hopefully when he heard you opening the door, he quickly covered what he was really jacking off to with the first thing he could find, which just so happened to be that pic. :P
Likian5 26
Are you married to Narcissus?
PhantomFollower 20
Do we call her Echo?