Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
no action Jackson
Hesperia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Mrs. Ned
Incline Village, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Top comments
Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
jkjorn 18
I think it was Woody Allen who once said "What's wrong with masturbation? It's just sex with the one you truly love." There's your proof right there.
Badkarma4u 17
All I can say is. That's pretty awesome.
Random_Princess 19
I guess he's... Narcissexual... No... Ok...
JKPwnage 27
I didn't know Kim Kardashian has FML
Kittyphysics 21
thats some pretty stiff competition op
jetsnation 5
That's nasty needs to dump him
Nickoli42 3
At least he's got confidence.
popgal 7
sounds like something Narcissus would do
pizzatho 1
He sounds a bit.. cocky.
bitemediqhead 9
I dont know how I feel about that.... Whether to think he's gay? Or super super narcissistic?