Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Dude!
Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
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Comments (198)
gunman15 4
Well that's the voodoo that he doo doo
Maritza345 0
WHAT did u ever do to him?
kmdiggs 0
what did you do to make him mad?
FlyingWhisps 5
I bet that was an awkward moment
skylerXx 6
Who's his favorite sister? You are!
Magnimus 4
You know what works better than voodoo? Punch the shit out out of your brother until he cries uncle. I don't take any shit from anyone. Especially my fam.
NextBigThing5044 0
Your brother is ****** up. He needs help.
sleepindevil 15
You know voodoo isn't always used to harm people. Maybe he was blessing you with enchantments :D. Feel the love
joecartoon2 2
Did u ever feel it? Lols
shyeahh_fml 19
that's why you knock.