Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Dude!
Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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ktpl44 3
Awkward...
Absurd101 0
Her brother, not sister stupid
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Comments (198)
xrainbowshadowx 17
Be afraid...Be very afraid.
josedjr 0
Be afraid... lol
sideshowIFG 0
Hey it could be worse. If he was beating it while that picture was there see that would be an MAJOR FML lol
smurdaa 5
All i have to say is watch your back big time. And get that voodoo doll and protect it if you believe in all that shit :)
Enigmax2514 7
omg this is a kill or be killed situation... personally i'll jump on him and scream every man for himself, I'd rather betray the world than have it betray me, si vis pacem para bellum and yada yada yada...and kill him :)
uknowitsJAIME 0
thats really bad : / hope it dosnt work
forevermylife 0
oh my god. that's real... just wow.
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
O.O wow
Piinkdottx3 5
did it cross your mind that he wanted you to see it? hmmm??
GreenMuzz 0
Could have been worse. Could have been a blow up sex doll....