Today, my brother, instead of filming me during my very first musical presentation in New York, took 45 pictures of the sexy trumpeter that was two rows behind me. With MY camera. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
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Top comments
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Sounds like she should be more concerned than you.
Colon_Man 17
We need the pictures to fully judge the situation.
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Comments (8)
Glowworm56 27
Oh, wow, that's not creepy at all--oh wait, it actually is!
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Sounds like she should be more concerned than you.
Colon_Man 17
We need the pictures to fully judge the situation.
Cali 57
Pics or it didn't happen.
RichardPencil 32
You can only hear the trumpets and the drums anyways. Besides, the trumpet players are the sexiest musicians ???
species4872 20
That's what brothers do.....
Ed Munson 14
And he was thinking of those talented lips, no doubt.
CantTouchThat 29
Sounds like he did you a favor.