LC
United States
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
calebeutsler
United States
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
loser
United States
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
cancerfreak
United States
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Charitable
San Francisco, United States
Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML
Anonymous
Danby, United States
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Comments (98)
alex_vik 1
Wait, you can buy people again? *hops on horse and heads off to Michigan*
Man_person 0
WTF IS THIS?!?! THIS IS SO FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN ******* FUNNY!!! STFU!
mattdaddyryan56 0
who gives a ******* shit? cry about it you self-centered bastard.
Microsoftfan 0
"who gives a ******* shit?" Why don't you say that to EVERY goddamn fml on this site, cause there are a lot more FML's like this. Asshole.
kangaroo62 2
at least anyone even bought you lol
th_fml 0
At least it wasn't $2
sababa1 0
I once tried to sell my brother for a penny. he didnt sell. be glad u did
Flutist 3
The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money You love gives me such a thrill But your love won’t pay my bills I want money Give me your money Just give me money
neihtle 0
haven't you guys seen white chicks? it's just like that
j0k3r69 0
damn man people still pay more for a 5$ footlong, thats not good
Flutist 3
If its five dollars for a foot long you still get a deal with a $3 7.2 inch. I am sure whomever bought him is very er... fulfilled...
DarkestSaint 5
Contracts, Neckties, HIGH VOLTAGE!!