LC
United States
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
calebeutsler
United States
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
loser
United States
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
cancerfreak
United States
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Charitable
San Francisco, United States
Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML
Anonymous
Danby, United States
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Comments (98)
jonny2x4 0
Three dollas to make you holla!
blastvortex 4
Not only did you sell yourself off in the process, but you got pwned by your own ego. Are you really that surprised?
rocker2209 0
dont worry sweetie its not u its the economy
hailster17 5
Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you were just auctioned off on the wrong day when no one had money?
Roberto22 0
.... or more likely no one wants you?
RIKANA 0
How cute is that:) RI
mannix_fml 0
This sounds like a person who will try anything just to submit his very own FML.
loooooooooool_fml 1
I can see how it could be rather...well...ashamed? Either way, if you look bad (maybe even know it), it's your own god damn fault. People go for the looks over the personality when it comes to auctions like that. Get over it.
jessxoxo28 5
u must be one hottie... well atleast its for charity
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi... for having such a big ego.