Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Preapproved
Today, after saving for years, I was finally ready to buy a home. I found a decent place. I put in an offer. A hedge fund bought it 7 minutes later, for cash. FML
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Home sweet home
Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML
Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
My new house
Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML
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bluucat 17
She's just jealous.
afkwarrior 25
Wow. Tell her to go bid on some manners.
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bluucat 17
She's just jealous.
badluckalex 23
aggreed!!
ElricMustang 23
Run down, and people wanted it that badly? That's strange, in my opinion
AnOriginalName 19
#23, it's a run-down house, yes, but the winning bid was also only 12k pounds. I don't know the exact conversion, but it's likely around $20k. For a house! It was be easy to fix it up and flip it for some profit, or otherwise fix up and move in for a super cheap house.
HanBroman 20
in the outskirts of Sydney a run down house is at least 250 k. where are these 12k houses!? here it would have to be a hole in the ground to be that cheap
phatdaddy62 23
Number 23, that's because you're a 19-year-old idiot!
WTF_BRAIN 11
A pound is worth almost twice as much as a dollar.
ElricMustang 23
I get thumbed down for stating my opinion lol. Anyway, I guess that makes sense, seeing as the bid still was high, and you can make a lot out of that later on. Enjoy the new house, OP!
rgearon 8
You got down-voted because you made a silly and uninformed comment, not because you were stating your opinion.
SiJSyd 2
#23 and 37- OP said he started the bidding at 12k... he never said that that was the final price.
chinaski7628 32
#74-- I'm not really sure how auctions work because I've never actually been to one, but the way this is worded makes it seem like OP's bid was the only bid and he was a cockhead for opening bidding higher than the old lady could afford. I may be wrong though. We need a follow up for clarification.
falon142012 22
I think right now it's a little above 1 1/2 times. So it'd be around $24,000. Which is still super cheap for a house, no matter how run down!
Calaraphea 16
Some people buy run down houses and renovate & resell to make a profit.
shadow292627 8
23, Many people buy run-down houses to either renovate, or even just demolish the house and build a new one because it was cheap land and possibly in a good location.
kewpiesuicide 29
A run down house in Sydney is 250k?? Remind me to never move to Sydney! They have giant spiders there anyway...
Major_General 10
About $20,000 US. And the way it reads to me is that they opened at 12K and know one else bid. I'm guessing they should have paid closer to 9K
ksks1234 33
Maybe it was her house?
BornActor 8
That's my thought.
lexi365 20
Wit it was, why would be auctioned in the first place?
Zomg_Okay 27
38 - She could have defaulted on her mortgage or something.
TheDrifter 24
A lot of people who get foreclosed on try to buy their house back cheap at auction. It's rather popular in high home price zones where houses still aren't worth what they were during the housing bubble. People owe mire than the house is worth and let the bank foreclose and take it then try to buy it back cheap. If successful they take a credit hit but save hundreds of thousands on their house.
Perry85 42
This was my thought and she was hoping she'd get more out of it. But if she was another bidder it was un called for as if she wanted it, should of bid 12,001 pounds lol
Zomg_Okay 27
79 - It'd have to be more significant than an extra pound. OP isn't limited to one bid, if she bid £12,001 there's nothing stopping OP bidding, say, £12,500 to take the lead back. Besides, though I'm unfamiliar with auctions, I doubt they'd allow a bid of +£1.
1947Chevy 17
Don't feel to bad at least you got the house.
v1k1rox 12
Congrats on the house!
zandalee 20
Now you have this super cheap house!! That's fantastic! Do it up and when you resell you will make a profit! Well done!!
ToxicTyrael 26
#108 Ever thought of the possibility that OP wants to live in the house?
afkwarrior 25
Wow. Tell her to go bid on some manners.
tranced_ 45
and the award for the best comment goes to...
gingaa96 18
42- That's what the thumbs up is for..
smc3106 25
At least we know it isn't you. Lol
cryssycakesx3 23
maybe no one cares that op won.
suslord 10
You can't spell jealousy without 'lousy'
HelloooooNurse 20
That... is a pretty good saying. I'll have to remember that.
Traitoro 9
You also can't spell slaughter without "laughter."
karystaal 12
There are two kinds of people...
jojimugo 20
#53 lousy and laughters ?
DaMann360 19
#51, you are going to hell haha
15Erik 21
Just like the "Fun" in Funeral.
WCARlover 35
If she wanted it she should have outbid you, pretty simple. She's just bitter
ThatFancyPenn 18
Or she's "bidder" aha amirite? Sorry terrible joke..
gingerface81 16
Ignore her, you just got a house which is more then what a lot of people have, be proud of that :)
HelloooooNurse 20
Someone's a little salty that they lost. Congrats on your new investment.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Well if she didn't bid you up on it, she has no right to be an asshole about it.
Rosebudx 32
#12, this was probably a foreclosure auction or something, where a bank or municipality is trying to get rid of properties they've acquired because people went bankrupt or died or whatever. Those houses go for really cheap.