Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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irishlassie731 0
...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.
xxmollyxx 25
I'm sure most people would've done the same.
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Comments (93)
skatagurl 0
sorry!!!!! aw that sucks check who you dial next time
ramsokapo 0
lol thats really funny but that must really suck
caneut 0
first
sickinlove13 0
No. 25th.
deadpixel_fml 2
I hate when people do that, annoys me to no end.
Firetroop 0
mushay, I suggest you look at the description of FMyLife again before ranting about FMLs. The description, not the title, the description.
andrewFML 0
first
emmagillespie24 11
Good one #84. You are so funny. -_-
lizka 0
sorry thats funny though.
tal26ful 0
agreed
wolfman2012 0
smooth
XvxvX 0
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Lol, i'd b like... NO!! I meant my other boyfriend.. Th 1 i was cheating on you with!!
irishlassie731 0
...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.
TysonFawlay 0
You must totally lack any form of social skills if you think that'd grant you any kind of advantage. OP: He has the right to break up with you, so to be fair he didn't do nothing wrong. At least he didn't cheat on you right? Sucks though.
lexiBRo 0
that made no sense.. if she said that she would be admitting to her ex-boyfriend that not only did he dump her but the guy she was cheating on him w/ dumped her as well... Not sure how that would make the situation any better =/
itsbriiibaby 0
lol no no no that would be the worst idea ever...he'd have even more of a reason to laugh. dumped twice in one day. lmfao
chelzy 0
hey fourteen, they already broke up. who gives a shit, that would be funny!
rachiebpp 0
WAMMY!
paperfox_fml 0
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You yelled? You called him a '************' because he broke up with you? No wonder the poor guy dumped you, no one likes a crazy.
xxmollyxx 25
I'm sure most people would've done the same.
genius_man16 1
seriously. It's not like he's the only guy in the world. Goddamn. And he broke up with you over the phone? Talk about a lack of class/balls. Why are you sad you're rid of him?
LebChickOnFira 0
agree.
alex_vik 1
Yeah, OP is probably still in school too, which means she's a dumbass thinking he'd never break up with her.
michelleJ11 25
I have to agree 70, she sounds a bit over dramatic.
Subcontinent 14
Whilst it might be overdramatic and does indeed sound like a high school break up, I don't think yelling and swearing is all that terrible - if you got broken up with you'd be upset, she didn't mean to be yelling at him she was just dealing with how upset she was and as someone who swears probably too much when you're angry or upset those are the first words you go to to express that
JP101 0
Denied!! ... Twice!
instantfail 0
It was your fault that you misdialed.
123sploosh 0
she didnt misdial you idot **** face. HER BOYFRIEND WAS AT HER BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
krissmundur 0
she would not have said ''I thought I dialled'' if he was with her friend. and with insults like that, nobody will respect you... you have to sound less like a 12 year old. anyway, I would hate to be the friend she meant to dial.
jasey_rae 0
#23 you're really going to call someone an idiot when you cant even spell idiot. let alone have a decent grasp on the story. realll cool
omgitspoy 6
um actually what was said is that she THOUGHT she dialed her best friends number. she really dialed her ex and didnt make sure who answered just yelled right away.
UrFlyyness 0
ahahahahahhahahahahah! Best comment!
24788 7
well you just ruined any chance you had in the future.
you_know_who10 0
haha this is true!!
Nightfallz 0
call the waaaambulance somebody got dumped and came to cry on fml about it. YDI