LC
United States
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
calebeutsler
United States
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
loser
United States
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
cancerfreak
United States
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Charitable
San Francisco, United States
Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML
Anonymous
Danby, United States
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Cristaderzi 0
Well at least you went for something.. Me id be payed to leave or escorted out by security LOL So yah it could be worse lol
misspeg 0
relax. we're in a recession. people gotta save money for more important things like fast food. I'm sure if we weren't in recession u prob would have gone for like 10 bucks. *thumbs up*
_Noon_ 0
You must be really ugly.
timtam24 0
if she was really ugly she would have to pay ppl
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Here, hold this Red Stripe bottle. (steps back to get better view) NOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!
alsoelp 0
In my country you can buy a whole farm full of chickens AND the last farmer's oldest daughter for 3 American dollars!
bubblegun123 0
LOL THATS HILAIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
michaelaranda 28
What country do u live in?
PhillyFox 0
Sounds like some kind of school thing. We did that in high school for charity. Really the more popular you are, the more people will pay for you to be their bitch for a day. Don't worry about it. After you graduate, nothing that happened in high school matters anymore.
Dcvictorious 0
Well now you know help the aged weren't expecting someone in their age range ;)
DJ_Grim 0
Are you like chinese or something? jk. But 3 bucks? that's gotta suck :/
Jtrain615 0
The slave trade isn't near as successful these days.
perstephane 4
When my sorority had an auction, regardless of attractiveness, the girls who went for top amounts were the ones who slept with everyone. Guys pay more when they think they'll get sex out if it instead of just a date - don't worry about it.
aero_fml 0
Concrete shoes Cyanide ...TNT