Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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Top comments
mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
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Comments (81)
mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
extrasnipes 22
you should have said I'm not going to **** you buddy but **** you buddy.
ScarredVox92 16
I know how OP feels, for the most part. I live in Mississippi and drove all the way to Oklahoma once, just to get dumped by the girl that had just begged me not to break up with her because she was moving away.
Roythetickler 21
You deserve someone better than him anyway
expertsmilee 26
Well...you DID drive all that way.
gracehi 33
I mean, might as well get some dick out of it.
Noreason89 6
Dick from an asshole, seriously hoping she said pass.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
At least he wanted to do it in person?
MonstreBelle 29
He let her drive two hours to his house knowing he was just going to break up with her and tell her to leave, unless she wanted to have sex one last time, of course. He's an asshole. When you're breaking up with someone who lives that far away, you should be the one making the trip. That's the nature semi-long and long distance relationships.
Tournesol143 28
In my opinion, if he wanted to break up with her in person he should have driven to her. He had the opportunity to be a good guy - he could have picked her up, taken her for dinner and had a mature conversation - and they could potentially have remained friends. Instead, he chose the douche route.
Zebediabolical 45
It's entirely possible that he doesn't have a car. Or the cash for a bus ticket.
Dick_diamond 22
Bet he found a way to get to her while they were dating..
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
thatguynamedsky 32
better yet in his mouth
onlychildFTW 34
Haha snowballing. Kiss him and put it back in his mouth. Although he still got a ******** then. So who really loses?
ProfessorMctitie 20
Better yet, just give him a handjob and then just aim it at him
Kielnmsoftly 26
No, even if what he did was wrong that is sexual assault I'm pretty sure and just generally ****** up if not. It's not like he even cheated on her and of he broke up over the phone, people would shit on him then too. He might be generally stupid for that last remark or was possibly using it to lighten the mood but failed horribly. Fyl though op as that was a shitty way to break up with someone. He should've came to you or met halfway instead of making you drive far to break up with you.
countryb_cth 38
#70 that joke went right over your head
pajamajeans 18
You're better off now.
devildog562 33
Some people have no class . Better that you drove over there and are, hopefully, done with him , then to drag it out.
myoukei 31
He shoulda driven his ass to her
Dick_diamond 22
*than
player20270 32
I hope you told him to **** himself.
carcinoid 17
what a piece of absolute garbage.
feven 32
From break up sex to booty call. Hopefully you didn't say yes.