Today, I walked in on my husband's elderly parents getting it on. It’s beautiful they still love each other, I just wish they hadn’t decided to express that love on our living room sofa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
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J15237 25
thats actually just a funny situation, but also a great way to get your husband to agree that you need new furniture. Also depending on his parents feel after getting caught by you perhaps they will help pay for it. Doing it in the living room doesn't mean they weren't a little embarrassed and want their son to know.
RichardPencil 32
Make them buy you a new couch and deduct it from your husband's inheritance. They can keep your couch as a trophy or you can burn it!
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RichardPencil 32
Make them buy you a new couch and deduct it from your husband's inheritance. They can keep your couch as a trophy or you can burn it!
J15237 25
thats actually just a funny situation, but also a great way to get your husband to agree that you need new furniture. Also depending on his parents feel after getting caught by you perhaps they will help pay for it. Doing it in the living room doesn't mean they weren't a little embarrassed and want their son to know.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sometimes you just have to bone down wherever the mood strikes. Other times you do it somewhere you're unlikely to throw your back out.