Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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beaukuhn7 0
why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???
lopezoliviajane 12
More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.
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Comments (241)
fantasyworld 39
I'm sure she knows what bathroom to use. I was at a restaurant and there was a line for the single toilet bathroom (there always seems to be). A guy came out of the men's room and I decided to go in there but he tried to stop me saying it was the men's room. While I'm not transgender or gender fluid, it wasn't his business on what bathroom a person wanted to use.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
There's a difference between going to the bathroom that you're meant to go to and deciding to go to another bathroom because you want to. In your case, you look a bit like an idiot while OP looks like an arsehole. Both the man who stopped you and the girl in the FML are in the right. Also, for safety reasons, it's best that you keep using the women's toilet because you could get assaulted. And for the record, gender fluid is considered transgender so don't include it in another category.
goaliestud30 23
Ur a bitch
i_needa_username 17
I bet she's on this site right niw
Roxas_hearts 27
Ghj
Skoff_fml 27
That must have ducker for the teenage girl
CoHoBaSt 4
You didn't necessarily deserve it, assuming he/she's transgender. That's a difficult call to make.
gingerlover01 24
you should've asked
thatslifeiguess7 16
You are an arse! who made you gender cop? let me guess Paul Bart mall cop is your favorite show
wysegirl 24
you just can't tell anymore with people..