Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Comments (427)
holierthanbloodx 5
... You wanted to have sex with her while she was pregnant?
paytyn_bradley 2
You can still get your period when you're pregnant, my friend had her period the first 3 months of her pregnancy. Get educated.
kissmyass23 6
Hello! She's 2 months pregnant! She doesn't want to have sex! Would you want to have sex when every little thing makes you want to hurl? (and yes, I was also referring to your ****)
BlueCrisis 3
you can still have your period when you pregnant and you shouldn't be having sex if she's pregnant
workermom21 6
Don't take it personally, probably later in the pregnancy her hormones will change and she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
PhishloverA 14
I heard sperm is could for the baby in the womb
kezzamumma 3
So sick of explaining women can still get their period up until around 5 months in I KNOW this
ilovegrapes101 1
Haha um why would you have sex when shes pregnant the baby will have bad memories
xXLadyWhiskeyXx 13
Women still get periods when pregnant - at least some definitely do...and even if she isn't one of those women, she is currently preoccupied with the idea that there is a little life growing inside her. Women lose libido when pregnant, just to add that to the mix. So stop whining like a little horny teenage boy, man up, and act like the father you're going to be.
AverageJoey 18
Thats not a good sign for the baby