Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Doom Metal will do that to you
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Congratulations
Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
How could you?
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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toenibbler 14
At least he came to the hospital with you.
joeystar95 4
Lol nice way to meet the family..
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joeystar95 4
Lol nice way to meet the family..
Angelous505 5
At least he won't be nervous as long as he keeps his buzz
linstar 13
What's with all the OPs on here having random panic attacks? Harden up people!!!!
Tempuser117 2
I was just wondering this myself. Op's lately are some majorly uptight and worried people. Relax, life is going to kill you anyhow, it's just a matter of time. No need to get uptight about it.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
well maybe op shouldn't be a drama queen and have a panic attack.
ninjadinos 14
Having a panic attack has nothing to do with being "uptight" or a "drama queen". Having panic attacks is a disorder, and I don't know anyone who would choose this. You guys should have a little bit more sympathy for those who suffer from this, panic attacks are one of the worst feelings in the world.
ClassyCommando 13
This is actually how I saw my father for the first time...when I was ******* born.
kristat 14
There is a disproportionate number of fmls having to do with anxiety/panic attacks, but it's because people are a lot more open about the issues their anxiety causes, and their fmls are more likely to get published because a lot of people can relate. The thing with anxiety is that while it is an actual medical condition, a lot of people (that I've met anyway) don't seem to treat it as such. For example, if you have asthma, you will make sure you're prepared for an asthma attack by either avoiding situations causing one or by carrying an inhaler. I've met quite a few people who claim to have anxiety, but refuse to actually treat it and then expect everyone else to walk to eggshells around them in order to avoid an attack. Meanwhile, I spent years taking control of my own anxiety through therapy, medication and other methods and can now sense a panic attack coming o,n and generally prevent or lessen the impact. But that's just my opinion, take it or leave it.
blackheart24 10
I only thumbed you down for writing a ******* book on FML. I didnt even read your comment, but maybe I will when it gets published.
jesse91 12
people who are inconsiderate towards people with mental illness are not worth the effort it would take to educate their ignorant arse.
Denikk 0
Not a good start...
MetalxSoldier 26
Well at least he can say he cared enough to stay by her side and as long as he's of age to drink, who cares :)
toenibbler 14
At least he came to the hospital with you.
missamerica95 0
Props for the new boyfriend.
GoWithTheFro 10
I'm sure they were too worried about you to focus on hating him.
Cleo88 6
until later . . .
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, I feel their first reaction isn't going to be "WTF your boyfriend's drunk!"
flashback.miss 28
True, true ^^''''
ladyLALAA 29
I don't see why her parents should hate him, if they were at a concert they were probably both drinking.
xknightlightx 2
Thats one reason why i never drink..
venusvsmars 2
In case you go to a concert with your boyfriend/girlfriend, they have a panic attack halfway through and you end up meeting their parents for the first time drunk? That's a weird reason not to drink man.
parpora 0
Good luck for the rest ..
immaMonsta 8
Life has a funny way of making things happen, doesn't it?
afulks78 11
He's a keeper ;)
nofearjenshere 12
I'd say he is a keeper because he came to the hospital with her, even if he was drunk, which shows that he cares.
Birdie_Sage 0
It was your fault...sooo yea... FYL indeed...
sydie5 12
That would've been an interesting conversation to overhear the first words exchanged...