Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Kinda harsh, don't ya think?
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Words have meaning
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Unionize!
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
Liar liar
Today, I got reprimanded at work for calling off when I wasn’t sick. Apparently someone at the store saw me making online videos. What a great day to try starting my influencer brand. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
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RandomMishaps 14
That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.
floup_fml 13
nobody likes a snitch
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RandomMishaps 14
That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.
katieemerr 15
I agree with #1 But a lot of companies don't allow any kind of photography/filming on site so I'm thinking OP would have known this prior to being dismissed?
Hiktmae 20
Yeah I'm not sure why you'd personally show your boss, what does videotaping a co-worker say about you?
AdamsNumberOne 16
Snitches get stitches
devildog562 33
Its actually very illegal to record people with out their permission within a business in a lot of places. Not to mention, what a dick move on your part op. If you have to do their work it's one thing , it's another to go out of your way to get someone in trouble. Lucky you didn't end up with stitches like the guy above me said. Douche move.
xleanne_aLly 23
Although I don't agree with what OP did. And im not sure if Human Rights is the same in the States as in Canada. But they can't just fire you like that. You have to have three warnings, verbal or written. Documents of what was said. At the minimum. I only worked with HR for a year. But if you did want your job back, you more than likely can get it.
Senseless_487 29
Nope. Many states in the US are "at-will," meaning you can quit or be fired at any time, with or without notice.
lilhellian 27
Not entirely true, a few states have it so either no consent is required or one of the 2+ parties to agree.
devildog562 33
Depends on where in the US. We have what are called at will employee states. That means that you can be terminated at anytime for anything basically. Here in Cali it's harder to fire people. Usually though, if the company wants to get rid I you they'll find a way. Plus it's very illegal not to mention immoral to video people on private property including businesses and corporations. Well played 79
chlorinegreen 27
My boyfriend is a supervisor and he had a guy constantly fall asleep on the job. He would literally fall asleep in his machine everyday. My boyfriend couldn't get him fired because of medical reasons and HR would just ignore it. The guy was just lazy. I worked in the same company so I would know.
flowerpowergirl 10
Op wasn't working either while taking the video...
tehstarchild 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ydi it for trying to get someone else in trouble
OysterPearls 33
Snitches get stitches... Sorry OP. (edit: 12 beat me to it)
kimg0885 23
Maybe op is tired of his ex coworker not carrying their weight around the workplace. It's called a WORKplace and not fun place for a reason.
glabberfasted 16
57 - Then OP is no better than their coworker for wasting their entire day filming them in hopes of tattling.
Nathan_h24 17
Plus he's a tattletale #59
5secondsofvvifi 21
57, so you're telling me that you've never once done something instead of doing what you were supposed to be doing? Perhaps in school, homework, work, nothing? I agree, they should've been doing their work, but shouldn't OP also have just been doing theirs? Nothing good comes from getting other people in trouble.(or trying, in this case)
Nathan_h24 17
Oh whoops I didn't even read your entire comment... My bad!
garrett_8614 14
From the context of this FML, it sounds like OPs coworker may do stuff like this all the time. It can be very frustrating to have a coworker who does not do his/her share of the work in the workplace and can make your job a lot harder. OP wasn't being a "tattletale," maybe he was just tired of his coworker always doing nothing and wanted him/her to be dealt with accordingly. Nowhere does it say that OP spent the entire day filming their coworker. It could have been just for a few minutes just to show to their boss. Plus I'm sure the boss/owner wouldn't be too pleased with the fact that he's paying someone to watch YouTube videos at work.
kimg0885 23
While I do agree with your comment that he should've gone about it the better way. But since we don't know the backstory op may have already tried telling his boss and this was the only was the boss would believe op. Plus it ever stated that he spent all day filming the other employee. And no when I'm at work I actually work, the day goes by faster.
JayGatsby 25
#59 OP might have still been doing work and propped up the camera against something. Its really hard to tell from the context, though, so you could also be right.
tehdarkness 21
I'll bet that the boss fired him because he doesn't want a rat on his staff. #teamwork #integrity
Paksenarrion 24
I highly doubt the OP took this video the first time this co-working was screwing around. It was probably a constant issue that was noticed and maybe even told to his supervisor (we don't know though without a follow up).
Paksenarrion 24
#Teamwork? How is the co-worker being a team playing by screwing around? Highly doubtful it was their first time if the OP felt so inclined to get evidence against them. I do think that the OP should have had management get an IT guy to look at their browser history instead.
Arestian 14
sounds like dwight from the office
BradTheBrony 19
"You deserved it it?"
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Take another clip and send it in to your boss anonymously. He can never prove it was you this time. O_O
orbit 22
But he is already fired...op wouldn't care how useless the employees are anymore because they aren't his coworkers.
soccer_isbae 15
YDI for trying to get your coworker in trouble. No one likes a snitch
Sagedrop 10
And you deserve the down votes. Nobody likes a tread jacker.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't think that's a good idea. The boss has been made aware of the coworker and how the coworker spends his time, it's up to the boss to decide what he wants to do with that info and if he doesn't want to do anything about it then that's up to him.
brivielle 15
So OP decided to snitch without reading the "Snitches code of ethics"? VROOM VROOM MUTHAFUCKA.
stryder9090 28
THE IRONY
floup_fml 13
nobody likes a snitch
TheSwegMaster69 11
Except for seekers, don't forget…
thespiantess 18
Yeah, I feel bad for having clicked "I agree, your life sucks" by accident. OP totally deserved it, he shouldn't be snitching on his co-worker, specially not while doing almost the same thing he was doing (not watching videos but recording one).
ColonelCusswords 24
-cough-snitch -cough-snitch
garrett_8614 14
Nobody likes a lazy coworker either.
devildog562 33
^ Lazy co workers make me look good. I get paid more and end up with a better job. If I have an issue cause I'm doing their work I tell them I have an issue.
zawesomee 14
Snitches get stitches.
sweetlysarcastic 3
Sounds right. Was it worth it?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Kill him.
JMichael 26
your name isn't psycho for nothing huh?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
*maniacal laughter* I don't know what you mean
fuckercakes 21
seems reasonable
Zebediabolical 45
...I think I'm in love...
seemo82 19
kill who...the boss or the fellow ?..... :p I guess both
RageWolf16 31
"Justice" at its best.
DigitalDoctor 2
Obviously you disturbed your boss while watching YouTube. ( sar - kuch - casm )
orbit 22
I don't think that's how sarcasm is pronounced.
foxwasalamb 24
is it a cough? what?
HairIsEverything 15
you mean (sar - kazem) ... at least I hope you do
jerryj 27
I think #9 was choking.
fuckercakes 21
I spent ten minutes trying to figure out how you thought sarcasm was pronounced like that
ironhead_fml 20
Not my monkeys, not my circus!