Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
Today, I got reprimanded at work for calling off when I wasn’t sick. Apparently someone at the store saw me making online videos. What a great day to try starting my influencer brand. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
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Top comments
RandomMishaps 14
That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.
floup_fml 13
nobody likes a snitch
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Comments (123)
RedPillSucks 33
Ohio doesn't have a whistle blower statute?
jackycat 17
Pretty sure whistle blowing is for corporate fraud and other illegal activities. Not someone violating a company policy to report another violation.
MzMegs 20
I honestly can't see how this could possibly not be your fault. If you were going to snitch you should have just done it instead of breaking the rules yourself.
KayyKaylyn 14
Good, no one likes a bitch snitch!
ZoroMiHawk 25
Why did you do that? Maybe your coworker was ahead of schedule in his assigned tasks and could afford to take it easy..
thealaskanyoung 14
Ydi. Not cool, dude.
lifegavemelemonz 4
The boss was probably disturbed by the lengths you'll go to get someone fired. Clearly, you can be ruthless to get your way. He fired the sociopath in you. I'd fire you too. What next? You'll be snitching on execs to the media.
tigerisabelle 31
Unless he wasn't doing his job, it was none of your damn ******* business! You came here expecting sympathy, instead all we're going to give you is disgust. He's a coworker, man, not Al-Queda, you don't need to ******* spy on him!
blackonblight 33
Unless his job was to watch YouTube videos all day, he wasn't doing his job.
Joshery 14
Hang in there OP
steftriv 18
Sometimes it's just better to mind your own business
EvilVein 15
Freakin snitch