Today, I got reprimanded at work for calling off when I wasn’t sick. Apparently someone at the store saw me making online videos. What a great day to try starting my influencer brand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
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DLBL 23
Just what the world needs; another influencer.
rpy13 13
You risked a real actual job to be an “influencer”, omg, lol!?!? If you didn’t get over lying about being sick, you should get fired for being a moron.
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DLBL 23
Just what the world needs; another influencer.
tiptoppc 21
Well, your video you made sure influenced them to call you out. Then again, you should have requested a day off properly and done it, as usually a sick day is last second and not a vacation. So the extra workload they did was for an unnecessary reason, and now the trust you may (or may not) have had is eroded. In essence, you may need to pray your new venture takes off, as your days at your job may now likely be numbered
rpy13 13
You risked a real actual job to be an “influencer”, omg, lol!?!? If you didn’t get over lying about being sick, you should get fired for being a moron.