Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
Today, I got reprimanded at work for calling off when I wasn’t sick. Apparently someone at the store saw me making online videos. What a great day to try starting my influencer brand. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
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Top comments
RandomMishaps 14
That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.
floup_fml 13
nobody likes a snitch
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Comments (123)
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow he needs to get his priorities strait! He sounds like a dick
captainsmegma 12
So what did we learn. If your gonna **** off getting others in trouble it's going to bite you in the ass.
Brilliant66star 17
Hahaha, lol! Next time you won't be the SNITCH..! Lesson learned. YDI.
princesstavi 17
Ydi for being a snitch. ?
Rojo_beastt 1
snitch, Karma hahahahahahah
SparksTheSadie 18
So apparently, for most commenters here it's wrong to report someone who isn't doing any work. Kinda says a lot about the state of the world...
juturnaamo 29
It depends on your job, but most office environments have a lot of down time. Unless you're data entry/processing it's not possible to be working all the time.
glabberfasted 16
They didn't "report" someone. They wasted their entire day to try to get someone in trouble. OP could have easily just told their supervisor what their coworker was doing so the supervisor could investigate.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
where in the fml does it say all day?
DovahQueen 0
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* I know, seriously, these comments are filled with stupid people! So is America!
mattrd_fml 31
Tattle tail. ydi
Soobie 10
Interesting to see an FML almost evenly split between FYL (2948) and YDI (2702)...though the comments themselves are mostly from YDI'ers.
elsuperloco68 12
Snitches get stitches ---end up in ditches
headofmedusa 15
Your coworker was watching videos and you were sitting there recording doing no work either. Hypocrite much?