Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
Today, I got reprimanded at work for calling off when I wasn’t sick. Apparently someone at the store saw me making online videos. What a great day to try starting my influencer brand. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
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Top comments
RandomMishaps 14
That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.
floup_fml 13
nobody likes a snitch
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Comments (123)
LeDieu_fml 1
Yeah, that's a lame move. You completely had that coming.
cookie1207 19
Why would you wanna get him fired?! Justice serves you well
blackonblight 33
OP said reprimanded. Not fired. As in a word from the boss saying "quit ******* around and do your job"
salkhan 3
That's an asshole-ish thing to do, you could've made someone else lose their job...
Vivi99 12
Op you should have just kept to yourself.
munzapoppa 18
Thats the Result of acting like a douchebag
BeepBeepSwerve 9
making assumptions all from an fml? idiot
Vivi99 12
Op you should have just kept to yourself.
dc2fresh 15
well in the future, try not to worry about what other people are doing but worry about yourself and how you can improve... he'll get what he deserves sooner or later.?
dark3tar15 8
As long as he wasn't affecting you, why would you do that?
Fr0gs 15
Your definitely that person no1 likes
taylorbrown97 23
You deserved it. First, it is not your responsibility to report your coworkers when it likely is not affecting your own job. Second, you should know company policy well enough to at least ask your boss's permission before filiming for a valid purpose, and go from there. Your fault for not using common sense.