Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Top comments
Liveanotherday 0
You shouldn't be looking at **** while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.
Sneak_fml 0
First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?
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Liveanotherday 0
You shouldn't be looking at **** while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.
Msagrera 5
Amen brother. No self control
Sneak_fml 0
First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?
rstroupe 0
u've clearly never had the pleasure of jerking it @ work, give it a try, getting paid to bust a nut = awesome. That same also applies to dropping a turd @ work
GiraffeAquarium 7
Unfortunately, common sense and common knowledge are becoming increasingly rare in many groups.
xMooMoox 0
It would really be a FML if you had left someone use your computer
Kdc__ 0
Obviously. I mean i'm not one to pass up some good **** but, at work? come on...
fmkittw 0
depends where you work...
sk8erguy9 0
OH i wonder why you got fired....... maybe LOOKING UP ****!!!!
ryansims 0
What a dumbass just look at it at home not at work you dumb ****
nick17 0
It had better be some good **** to look at it at work you tool
jebzxo 0
And you're surprised? What made you think it was a good idea to be looking at **** in the work place. It's' where you work not please yourself. And then you thought there wouldn't be any punishment for it? You really are a dipshit and I bet you won't get a job ever again if your IQ is that low.
KnuggaNootch 0
Keep it in your pants till you get home you jack ass!