Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Thanks for telling me
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Slippin' and a-slidin'
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Read the room
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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HighGTurn 12
You didn't bother to say anything?
Anti666 17
That's pretty gross man.
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Pleonasm 36
Why didn't you say or do anything at all? NO assertion? Just going to stand there and let him rub his ballsweat all over you then lick it back off?
Vimy 6
It's ok, OP's just having a Bella moment. It'll pass.
gc327072 31
Or an argon moment. She didn't react.
oj101 33
Damn, that must've sucked balls.
Trym 7
I'm so glad I can afford a car when I hear shit like this, but still you're allowed to let him know that shit is not okay...
provei 11
OP is in Massachusetts and is most likely going into/out of/around Boston since that's the only place with trains besides the commuter rail, which is never crowded. Even if you have a car, you don't drive in Boston unless you want to sit in traffic for hours and pay ridiculous parking fees.
Trym 7
I'm glad I'm not in Boston then :)
tingway 4
yuck sorry OP, that's really disgusting :( should have just whacked his bollocks
Jeffo193 13
Obviously this sucks for you and you don't deserve it, but surely there must've been more you could do than just shift your hand a bit!?
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Like turn that hand around, grab his balls and squeeze really hard... Or at least, if he wasn't an old dude... Old dudes, first tell them firmly to stop, and if they don't, THEN implement the previous solution...
hannaaaahr 33
funny thing is, if he would have been a cat, you would have loved it. cats are quite weird creatures actually. well, at least the old man was wearing clothes!
SweetAsHell 9
What are you on??
QueenShmoobie 6
Hey I get the licking part 'cause I love when my kitties give me kisses, but if my cats ever tried to rub their neutered little scrotums on my hands I would definitely not "love it". While cats are cool creatures, there are some things that no creature can EVER get away with.
vintage3113 6
When you get to be old enough, you can literally do whatever you want in public
spaboolly 26
... and that attitude is exactly why that too often ends up being true.
Lex016 6
A man deserving of a punch in the family jewels
AshhyTheBlonde 8
That's ******* disgusting! Kick him in the balls. Muvafucken dickead! He should go to hell! OMG!
AshhyTheBlonde 8
50- shutupppp asshat
apollo16 6
Why didn't you say anything?!?'v