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Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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You didn't bother to say anything?

That's pretty gross man.

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Why didn't you say or do anything at all? NO assertion? Just going to stand there and let him rub his ballsweat all over you then lick it back off?

It's ok, OP's just having a Bella moment. It'll pass.

Or an argon moment. She didn't react.

Damn, that must've sucked balls.

I'm so glad I can afford a car when I hear shit like this, but still you're allowed to let him know that shit is not okay...

OP is in Massachusetts and is most likely going into/out of/around Boston since that's the only place with trains besides the commuter rail, which is never crowded. Even if you have a car, you don't drive in Boston unless you want to sit in traffic for hours and pay ridiculous parking fees.

I'm glad I'm not in Boston then :)

yuck sorry OP, that's really disgusting :( should have just whacked his bollocks

Obviously this sucks for you and you don't deserve it, but surely there must've been more you could do than just shift your hand a bit!?

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Like turn that hand around, grab his balls and squeeze really hard... Or at least, if he wasn't an old dude... Old dudes, first tell them firmly to stop, and if they don't, THEN implement the previous solution...

funny thing is, if he would have been a cat, you would have loved it. cats are quite weird creatures actually. well, at least the old man was wearing clothes!

What are you on??

QueenShmoobie 6

Hey I get the licking part 'cause I love when my kitties give me kisses, but if my cats ever tried to rub their neutered little scrotums on my hands I would definitely not "love it". While cats are cool creatures, there are some things that no creature can EVER get away with.

When you get to be old enough, you can literally do whatever you want in public

... and that attitude is exactly why that too often ends up being true.

A man deserving of a punch in the family jewels

That's ******* disgusting! Kick him in the balls. Muvafucken dickead! He should go to hell! OMG!

50- shutupppp asshat

Why didn't you say anything?!?'v