Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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HighGTurn 12
You didn't bother to say anything?
Anti666 17
That's pretty gross man.
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Comments (132)
adam_tajyar 10
You deserve it if you let him keep on doing that. You should've punched him in the balls and dropped him like a bad habit.
False_Stupidity 42
What is wrong with you should of yelled at him and told people what he was doing, if your so stupid not say anything you deserve that.
whyisitincapital 25
You know how society says to always respect the elderly, and I agree with that, but incidents such as this just sometimes make it SO hard (no pun intended).
blackshades 2
You should've said (or shouted) something! Not even a glare or a disgusted/annoyed look his way, OP?
conqueror57 11
Get a backbone and publicly humiliate that man by calling him out. He continues to do this to people because he gets away with it.
perdix 31
You had ten minutes and nowhere to go, why not give the old boy a friendly handjob on the train? He's going to be dead soon, so why not give him something nice to go out on?
yousuck44 11
But he might die from the sheer pleasure of it. You know old boy can't keep it up like he used to.
perdix 31
#58, you are exactly right! Wouldn't that be just the best way to go out? Would I rather die in a hospital bed in a pool of my own filth, or have my heart explode because I'm getting jacked off by a hot, young woman? I'll take the latter, thank you very much!
andrewsmama 0
Hell no. you should have knocked the mother ****** in the balls.
perdix 31
Heck, yeah! Violence never solved anything. She could have handled this sticky situation to create an outcome that would result in a happy ending.
ViviMage 40
That is assault/battery and I would have used self defense and punched him
1R1X0X0 10
I don't know how people can write a FML about these things, crying about their awful experiences but don't have the guts to tell people like the creeper on the train to stop doing this. Yeah, I'll probably be thumbed down by now, but that has to be said.
1R1X0X0 10
Oh, and why the hell get comments about hitting the stranger in the genitals or even in the face thumbed up rather than logical comments about moving seats?! Don't unterstand some people here..
blackpuddle 30
It was crowded and OP was standing. From what it says it sounds like there was no way to move seats.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I would have punched him after that. If he can't take the hint that moving your hand means stop, perhaps a swift "oops my fist slipped right into your face... So sorry" will do the trick.