Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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HighGTurn 12
You didn't bother to say anything?
Anti666 17
That's pretty gross man.
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Comments (132)
183933 6
It's not Japan it's Massachusetts you should have said something loud enough for other people to hear. Sounds like he would have been able to go as far as he wanted before your stop came up. I wouldn't advise letting that happen again. Also, if you were on your way home, he now knows where your stop is!
MrsAlexander83 10
You put up with more than I would have. Overcrowded ride home always has potential for accidental rubbing but it doesn't persist. I'd have given him one on accident and do it again and keep following me would have constituted a handful of dick and balls being squeezed as hard as I could. Next time don't take crap bc I guarantee he's gonna be waiting for you every day now!
Kelishas 9
Well that really, really sucks, why didn't you say or do anything? You're on a crowded train and that's hardly accidentally behavior!
SoNotForYou 5
Your FML should start out with - Today I was arrested for punching a pervert in the mouth...
Likian5 26
Sorry OP, but as much as that sucks, it could have easily been avoided if you did something. Since you let him do it, YDI.
shawnagreenbean1 9
Uhh, no you didn't. You hit him in the ******* mouth. Being old isn't an excuse for being a complete pervert. YDI for not standing up for yourself and letting him do that to you.
morgiepuff 14
I've never ridden a train before, but aren't there usually some kind of security folks or ticket-checkers on the train? You could have reported it to them. Or you could have crossed your arm in front of you, OP, and tucked it under your armpit!
1dvs_bstd 41
If you didn't deck the guy or scream at him and cause chaos, seems like you enjoyed it.
alwaysbored13 14
Why did you cope with that? Hit the bastard as hard as you can!
alwaysbored13 14
Why did you cope with that? Hit the bastard as hard as you can!