Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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Top comments
HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
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Comments (119)
that1_otherguy 1
Sounds nice
MormonPornstar 7
So uh... pics or it didn't happen? And quit being such a boob.
StalkerChick 13
Yes, #1, that does sound nice. I would just love to see my mom's 40+ year old breasts. Who wouldn't enjoy that? ..
AbstraktThoughts 13
1: I wish I could say the same about your comment.
thew_fml 14
some 40+ have lovely breasts. not that you should want to see your mom's, but the age isnt the issue. that said - pics or it didn't happen
WhoIsThe 7
Pics or didn't happen.
zandalee 20
Would rather know my parents are happily sexing than divorcing. Now that would be an FML
angeluv_2014 22
I think 1 meant that it's nice to see that OP's parents are still active in their love life; it's nice that the flame hasn't died out. But, on the other hand, for OP, nooooot so nice. Ew.
angeluv_2014 22
P.S Maybe it wasn't so bad for OP... Who says that OP wasn't a daughter and that her mom had to be super old or anything?
1990245 6
Wow
pickles1994 18
Wow at your comment, it's just so amazing.
pickles1994 18
Sorry I should have reworded and made it like how 29 said it above on the first comment. Maybe I wouldn't have been thumbed down. Although one can never really tell with the FML community. One comment they're with you and another they are not. Hmm time to go back and reread and find out what I did wrong... Or just go back to la la land and count some sleep to fall asheep. Hah I'm so funny. :3
Bacontree 14
Or just not be bothered what the FML community thinks of you, if that's at all an option.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#47- Everyone makes comments that suck and those that don't. I've made plenty of "wtf" comments that later I'm like "Why the hell did I write?" I've been down voted a lot too. Don't let it bother you because it's really not a big deal.
ALlamaOnFire 20
17 - I thumbed you down because your comment was just as useless as 2's. No need to be so... Tetchy:')
HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
mystashisgone 6
But never has he had to come to the realization that his father is way into those... And I suppose so is she lol
TrueTriage 16
Who knows how old OP is or if their girl. Also who wants to see their moms ****? Oedipus?
siberianhamster 17
Sorry, but Oedipus didn't know they were his mother's **** until it was too late. And *they're
sens3sfailing 25
Oops sorry 23, thought you were correcting the wrong their. I wish I could retract my thumbs up, but yes, I agree with you, but he is still the original ************.
shortasalways 9
Don't worry, I thought the same thing.
gracehi 33
I think 3 was assuming that OP was breast feed as a baby.
FMLKitten 15
91) fed*
angeluv_2014 22
Wow 97... You were just dying to correct someone, weren't you?
CarbonCoach 11
They're= they are moms ****. Their=their moms **** like those peoples moms ****. If you're going to be a gammer nazi be a proper one or else dont talk at all.
DoomSkuller 28
Wrong their, #123
glki 7
Haha don't worry, u will b a mom one day
ninja8537 10
Not if he's a guy, op's sex isn't specified.
Dixbfloppin 11
If I were to ever become a mom (which won't ever happen since I'm a male), I would be VERY worried if my child saw a suggestive picture meant for my fiancé.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
stephan18 23
Jeez I wish my gf did that, and I'm 19, they're lucky :) good relationship
emilyjgraham 34
I perhaps would like to find out in a different less sexual way!
gc327072 31
66/ that reminds me of that phone commercial... "Daddy we sent you a video to watch on the plane!!" "Oh, thanks!" *mom walks over, whispers in his ear* "I've also sent you a video. DON'T watch it on the plane..."
lordkazuma 2
Lmfao
lordkazuma 2
Carminecris89 you seems like some one cool to hang out with and talk :)
YouSoClear 6
Tell them you miss them too. xx
btstig 11
Don't hate. Atleast your pops is getting some.
honeybadgerr 9
I don't think OP is hating... Their just disgusted they can't erase the mental image.
btstig 11
Then OP needs to move to Colorado and chill out. Atleast she didn't walk in on them ******* and puke every where
IOmnomHard 10
I feel like the severity of mental-scarred-ness of this FML is really determined by if OP is a guy or a girl.
Trym 7
That motherfu..... Oh right, he's allowed.
ShadowReaper101 14
That's just... A horrifying event...
Zedd_fml 8
Unless you sell the pictures at your school.