Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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Comments (102)
NokeyPlc 1
YDI for not using the force
Sun_Kissed18 25
You probably should have made sure he felt the same way, or at least that he would be chill if you told him :/
604 11
Clearly you're a creep. Clearly.
mj2123 0
Are you stupid?
captaincanoe 0
that's what happens when your ugly
BeeSkwaird 0
When your ugly what does what? ... your ugly naughty bits get the better of you?
elmyra_duff 0
he means when you're ugly.
BeeSkwaird 0
No way! Really?? < / sarcasm >
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for being a total chickenshit and taking three years - THREE YEARS! - to simply tell someone how you felt. How hard is it, seriously?
Harlequin073 6
Look at all the other comments and what happened to them in the first place. Looks hard enough to me
fdmyboss 0
Hey just to make this clear so all you people will stop thinking of me as a creeper...Ive also been screwing my boss the entire time ive worked for him. so it wasnt soemthing out of the blue or anything
averagexbecca 0
In that case, no way the charges will go anywhere. He's screwing you and when you say I love you, he files charges? FYL...but you prolly should've put that in the original post.
fdmyboss 0
yes i know i shouldve put that in but at the time i was too pissed off
Lisa89 3
Yeh, you should of put that you were sleeping with him.. it would have enhansed the FML
Witchcraft_fml 5
You did it wrong. Instead of telling him that you love him, you should have gently but firmly started fondling his genitals underneath his desk, while cramming your breastises in his face. That way, he won't file sexual harassment charges, and everybody wins!