Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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Comments (102)
misspeg 0
I bet the OP is the kind of nutcase who doesn't actually know she's being a nutcase. anyone watched a new movie called Obsessed with Beyonce in it? Ali Larter's character much?
Camer0ne 0
Haha should've waited till your boss was getting in his car!
daltonromanowski 11
You really didn't deserve that at all. Your boss should have simply told you he didn't feel the same and to never mention it again. I'm sure he has humiliated you and I can only imagine how horrible that must feel. Good luck with everything, and please try not to let some of the judgmental comments you've received get to you.
AndyL_fml 0
Was he married and you told him oh your sexy big dick beast want some of this any shit like that?
sweetiepiemuffin 0
sounds like a ******* douchebag to me. get over him asap and find one thats worth a shit! (if there are any)
Kikishi 0
Its called that an employee and their boss involved in any kind of crush or relationship thing is illegal. At least where I live, I had a friend who had the hots for her sub sumo wrestler looking manager at Domino's because he was cute to her. To make things worse she was 17 and he was 29. I got to hear about when they started dating. DO NOT DATE YOUR MANAGER OR LIKE THEM IT MAKES WORK AWKWARD PEOPLE. As the OP has learned
Ginathy 0
Uh, I'd do the same thing. o-o
nonamefornow 0
What a bonehead move on your part.
CantStopTheMetal 0
he's probably gay.
dwkiely 0
how do you go three years and that was the first time it was brought up that you liked him lol is the next guy Gunnar have to wait 5 years to find out
MizuWolf 3
Why dont you start off with 'i like you'