Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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Comments (102)
fdmyboss 0
we were only in it for the sex so it wasnt that big of a deal but after fuckign soemone for 3 years dont you think at one point feelings will grow??
STAZ211 0
I'm tired of fmls that go "ive been in LOVE with this person forever and they didnt know so i told them home much i love them". grow up, love takes two people. not your own personal infatuation.
AntiChrist7 0
Woman only love assholes. (especcially if they make a lot of money)
DynamicDave 11
Why the heck would you do that?!?! YEDI (You Epically Deserve It)
Armin_fml 0
Hit on Deborah, -like a boss- Get rejected -Like a boss- Swallow Sadness -Like a boss- The Lonely Island.. just to other way 'round
Emperor_Jim 0
That's a typical day for you? Fo sho'. You chop off your own balls and die? Hell yeah.
DynamicDave 11
Didn't anyone notice the OP's username is different from the person in the comments who claims to be the OP? There's no way she actually leaves this out of the post. Impostor.
fdmyboss 0
its because i didnt have an accoutn when i did it and then i noticed the comments and figured id fix it up so when i went to use "awwshit"...the username was already spoken for...so sorry to break your bubble its not an imposter
fdmyboss 0
id definitly have to agree with that one...that all ive ever been attracted to so maybe i did deserve this one lol
deaditegirl 0
YDI. He's your boss. What the hell did you expect?
polico_wolf 0
you're a women. Dont worry, he cant do anything to you. He'll probley get put in prison for trying
DynamicDave 11
So why didn't you include that pretty important piece of info in the original post?